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Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
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Here I am at Camp Grenada
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Camp is very entertaining
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and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
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I went hiking with Joe Spivy
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He developed poison ivy
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You remember Leonard Skinner
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He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
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All the counselors hate the waiters
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And the lake has alligators
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And the head coach wants no sissies
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So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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Now I don't want this should scare ya
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But my bunkmate has malaria
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You remember Jeffrey Hardy
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They're about to organize a searching party.
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Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada
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Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.
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Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with
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other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.
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Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
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How's my precious little bruddah?
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Let me come home if ya miss me
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I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
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Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
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Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
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Playing baseball, gee that's better,
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Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.
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Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
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Allan Sherman |