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Well twirl my turban, man alive
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Here comes Mister Five by Five
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He's one of those big, fat, bouncin' boys
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Solid avoirdupois
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Mister Five by Five
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He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
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He don't measure no more from head to toe
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Than he do from side to side
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Mister Five by Five
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Got fifteen chins and a line of jive
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He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat
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He be Mister Five by Five
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That man can really jump it for a fat man
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The only trouble is there's no way of knowin'
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Whether he's comin' or goin'
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Mister Five by Five
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He's slightly plump on the solid side
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He don't shake it no more from head to toe
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Than he do from side to side
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Mister Five, Five by Five
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He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
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Slightly plump and he can jump
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'Cause he's a mellow old fat and a real hep cat
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Mister Five by Five
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He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide
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He doesn't measure no more from his head to his toe
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Than he do from side to side
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Mister Five by Five-feet-five
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He's slightly plump on the solid side
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He doesn't measure no more from head to toe
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Than'll he do from side to side
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Mister Five, Mister Five, Mister Five
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He be just little Mister Five by Five
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Mister Five By Five
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