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We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
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that ain't with us no mo.
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Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
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Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
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that never seen it comin'.
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Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
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Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 멳out motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
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What? Falco?
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Rock me Amadeus
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Rock me Amadeus
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Rock me Amadeus
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Rock me Amadeus
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Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
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"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
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Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
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Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
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Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
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Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
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Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
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Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
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Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
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Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
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Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
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Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
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So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
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But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
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Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
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I watch "Cops" with no pants on
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
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Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will
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Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
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Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
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Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
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Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
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Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
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I like to pretend I'm speed reading
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Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
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Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
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Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
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And I recycle I sniff my own farts
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I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
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I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
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Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
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Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
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Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
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Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
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Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
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Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will
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Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
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Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
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When you wanna cum
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
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When you wanna cum
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
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When you wanna cum
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I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
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When you wanna cum
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Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
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Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
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Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
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Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
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No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
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Nope can't help you man.
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Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!
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Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
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Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
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Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
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Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
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Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
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Not going nowhere slim chance we will
|
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
|
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood
|
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
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Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
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Holy macaroni
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Holy macaroni
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Holy macaroni
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Holy macaroni
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Mope
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