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I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
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I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
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I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
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I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
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Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
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Then I'll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
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Cause I'm one of a kind and kind of hard to find
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Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
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I'm like Schneider one day at a time
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I'm feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
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To my wall like Daniel-son does
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I'm waxing on I'm waxing off I'm waxing just because
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I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
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And I got more balls than the daily lottery
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Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
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Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
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Second verse is different from the first
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I'm Jimmy Pop I am
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Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
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See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
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And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
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And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
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I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
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Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
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You'll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
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I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm an Alka Seltzer that's
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right you're a seagull
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As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
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Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
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Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I'll get in your face
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But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
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Cause I'm letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
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But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
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I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
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I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
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I hate lesbian feminists because they're all so damn ugly
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I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
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I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
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I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
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I hate people that think I care what they think
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I hate people that think their ass don't stink
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I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
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I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
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I hate you but you hate yourself too
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I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
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Cause' I don't like you cause you're not like me
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Shut Up
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