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John came home with a good idea
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“Going to build you a brand new kitchen dear.”
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So he rebuilt the cupboards
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Ripped up the floor
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Smashed up the sink
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re-hung the door
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Now it’s 10-times worse than it was before.
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Anyone can be a handyman ...
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Alex and his brother Paul
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Put a power point in the wall
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A simple job, no need for brains
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They wired it up, turned on the mains
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Now all that’s left are charred remains
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Anyone can be a handyman ...
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CHORUS
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If you’ve got a hammer and electric drill,
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You don’t need money
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And you don’t need skill
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Do it for the fun
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Do it for the thrill
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Anyone can be a handyman
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Robby had a roof that leaked
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It shook and groaned and flapped and creaked,
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So he hired a ladder
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Bought some tin
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And promptly caved the whole lot in
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And now he lives in a caravan!
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Anyone can be a handyman
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CHORUS
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Richard thought he’d build a shed
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He had the plans all in his head
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He put it up and was proud to say
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It was built to last but the very next day
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A southerly blew the thing away
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Anyone can be a handyman
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CHORUS
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If you’ve ripped the lino
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Scratched the wall
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Chipped the bath
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Flooded the hall
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Fallen off ladders
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Spilt the pain
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Nearly made the missus faint
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And seldom exercised restraint
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Then you must surely be a handyman
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CHORUS
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Handyman
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| Colin Buchanan |
