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listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
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but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
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so next time a girl gives you the play
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just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
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Just last week when I was walking down the street
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I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
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I walked up to her I said hello
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she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
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but by the way sweetheart what's your name
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she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
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I said my name is the Prince and she said why
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I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
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but enough about me yo let's talk about you
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and all the wonderful things that you and I can do
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I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
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I showed some cash and the girl was mine
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I took her over town I wined her and dined her
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she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
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all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
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snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
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she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
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so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
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she got mad looked me dead in my face
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threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
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I got scared when she started to yell
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so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
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I was duckin through alleys right and left
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but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
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I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
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(yo Clancy we got him)
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but it wasn't my fault
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nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
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but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
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so next time a girl gives you the play
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just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
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I was in a bar one Friday night
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cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
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I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
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when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
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I responded by saying hello
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she paid for my drink and then said let's go
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20 minutes later things were starting to cook
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as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
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the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
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she started winking and making little passes
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at me she pat me close that's when she got bold
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she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
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we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
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took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
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I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
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and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
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I felt that it was time for me to make my move
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I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
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I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
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a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
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her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
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and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
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I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
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I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
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just my luck we were in a snow storm
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and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
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and to top the night off I had to break in my place
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because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
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I was done sneezing and coughing
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I hope this doesn't happen to often
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but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
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but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
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so next time a girl gives you the play
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just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
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Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
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Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do
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Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example
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Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
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I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
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it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
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I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
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(I'm wit it)
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It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
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(yeah)
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aight fine see you then Betty
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I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
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got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
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got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
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until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
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I sat there for at least an hour
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it was ten after |