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Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)
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A man and a woman walking down the street
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with a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet
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When mummy turned to daddy and she said:
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'My dear, write out your will because the end is near'
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Then she pulled out the gun
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I saw the sparks
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Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks
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Because
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She'd heard the voices from Outer Space
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She'd heard the voices from Outer Space
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She'd heard the voices from Outer Space
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Saying,'Never trust a man with egg on his face'
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Three months later Mrs B. stands
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A smile on her face, blood on her hands
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The kiddies got scared and ran home to bed
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The headlines in the papers said that:
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'She was the victim of an awful plan.
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Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man
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She'd heard the voices from Outer Space
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Saying: 'Never trust a man with egg on his face'
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'Never trust a man with egg on his face'
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La la
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Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face)
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Adam and the Ants |