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this is a story I'll never forget
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about the day my new car got hit
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it caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
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when I heard the crash I got mad as hell
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cruising down the highway fast not slow
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ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
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people waving at me cause they know who I am
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alpine stero blasting a jam
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put the top down said my girlfriend
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then my damn hat blew off in the wind
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I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
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I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
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day was friday date was ten
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my girl was looking good on a strem
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she smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
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said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
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that day I dressed all in white
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takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night
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I was hoping I could find a short cut
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I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
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there was this lady in a pinto coup
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'bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
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driving off fast borderline insane
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glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
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I swerved left then I swerved right
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she was still tailgating me too damn tight
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to the left lane I tried to switch
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then you saw my blinker bitch
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we both pulled off on the side of the road
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I was hot ready to explode
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the only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
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is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
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then the police came turn the lights off
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the lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
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the cop said ah it'll be ok
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wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
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I said wait what's going on cap'
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her car's fine my car is wrecked
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then I saw what happened in the crash
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her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
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you hit me I didn't hit you
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stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
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it's your fault you caused all this
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you saw my blinker bitch
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Wednesday October the fourth
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that's when we got our day in court
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that lady destroyed my case
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she came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
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I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
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come on judge her neck ain't broken
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well I'll be damned
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wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
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the balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
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judge said boy you'd better calm down
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aren't you one of them damn rap singers
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yeah then I gave him the finger
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judge held me in contempt of court
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for givin' him the finger and things of that sort
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anything to say before you're dismissed
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just one you saw my blinker bitch
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You Saw My Blinker (Bitch)
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Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince(wi |