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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
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and she shows it off to all her friends.
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One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
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So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
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Along came Lou with the old baboon
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And said "Recognize that smell?"
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"Smells like seven layers,
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That beaver eats Taco Bell."
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Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
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And he travelled with the carnival shows.
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He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
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And he candied up his nose.
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He got wind of the big brown beaver
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So he though he'd take himself a peek,
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But the beaver was quick
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And grabbed him by the kiwis.
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Now he ain't pissed for a week.
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(And a half!)
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Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
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And she stuck him up in the air.
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Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
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And I wish I did have a pair."
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Now the beaver once slept for seven days
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And it gave us all an awful fright.
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So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
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And the bastard tried to bite me.
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Wynona loved her big brown beaver
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And she stroked him all the time.
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She pricked her finger one day and it
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Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
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Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
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