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[ROXIE]
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Sometime's I'm right
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Sometime's I'm wrong
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But he doesn't care
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He'll String along
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He loves me so
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That funny honey of mine
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Sometime's I'm down
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Sometime's I'm up
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But he follows 'round
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Like some droopy-eyed pup
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He love me so
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That sunny honey of mine
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He ain't no sheik
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That's no great physique
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Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts
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Oh, but look at that soul
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I tell you, the whole
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Is a whole lot greater than
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The sum of his parts
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And if you knew him like me
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I know you'd agree
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What if the world
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Slandered my name?
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Why, he'd be right there
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Taking the blame
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He loves me so
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And it all suits me fine
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That funny, sunny, honey
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Hubby of mine
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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A man's got a right to protect his home
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and his loved ones, right?
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[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
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Of course, he has.
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I
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see him coming through the window. With my
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wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...
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[ROXIE]
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He loves me so
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That funny honey of mine
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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...an angel!
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated
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her or somethin'...you know what I mean...
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viloated?
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[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
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I know what you mean...
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been.
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It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm
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tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that!
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[ROXIE]
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He loves me so
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That funny honey of mine
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[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
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Name of deceased... Fred Casely.
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
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My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
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[ROXIE]
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Lord knows he ain't got the smarts
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!
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[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
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You mean he was dead when you got home?
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'
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me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and
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I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.
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Burglar, huh!
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[ROXIE]
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Now, he shot off his trap
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I can't stand that sap
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Look at him go
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Rattin' on me
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With just one more brain
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What a half-wit he'd be
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If they string me up
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I'll know who
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Brought the twine
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[AMOS (Spoken)]
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And I believed her!
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That cheap little tramp. So, she
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Was two-timing me, huh?
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Well, then, she can just
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Swing for all I care.
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Boy, I'm down at the garage,
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Working my butt off fourteen
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Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'
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on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.
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This time she pushed me too far.
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That little chiseler.
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Boy, what I sap I was!
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That scummy, crummy
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Dummy hubby of mine!
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Funny Honey
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| Renee Zellweger |
