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MATRON(Spoken)
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The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what
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they used to be.
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VELMA(Spoken)
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They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
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(Singing)
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Whatever happened to fair dealing?
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And pure ethics
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And nice manners?
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Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?
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Whatever happened to class?
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MATRON
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Class.
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Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
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And, "Yes, thank you?"
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And, "How charming?"
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Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
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Whatever happened to class?
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VELMA AND MATRON
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Class!
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Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
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To open up the doors
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There ain't no ladies now,
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There's only pigs and whores
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And even kids'll knock ya down
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So's they can pass
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Nobody's got no class!
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VELMA
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Whatever happened to old values?
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MATRON
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And fine morals?
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VELMA
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And good breeding?
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MATRON
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Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
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Passing their gas
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Whatevcer happened to class?
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VELMA
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Class
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VELMA AND MATRON
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Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
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That's fit for any use
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And any girl'd touch your privates
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For a deuce
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MATRON
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And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
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VELMA
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And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
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VELMA AND MATRON
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Nobody's got no class!
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VELMA
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All you ready about today is rape and theft
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MATRON
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Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
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VELMA AND MATRON
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Nobody's got no class!
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MATRON
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Everybody you watch
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VELMA
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'S got his brains in his crotch
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MATRON
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Holy crap
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VELMA
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Holy crap
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MATRON
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What a shame
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VELMA
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What a shame
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VELMA AND MATRON
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What became of class?
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Class
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| Catherine Zeta Jones & Queen Latifah |
