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SAID THE PRESIDENTIAL SKELETON, "I WON'T SIGN THE BILL!"
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SAID THE SPEAKER SKELETON, "YES YOU WILL!"
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SAID THE REPRESENTITIVE SKELETON, "I OBJECT"
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SAID THE SUPREME COURT SKELETON, "WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?"
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SAID THE OLD CHRIST SKELETON, "CARE FOR THE POOR"
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SAID THE SON OF GOD SKELETON, "AIDS NEEDS CURE"
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SAID THE HOMOPHOBE SKELETON, "GAY FOLKS SUCK"
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SAID THE HERTIAGE POLICY SKELETON, "BLACKS ARE OUT OF LUCK"
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SAID THE MACHO SKELETON, "WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE"
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SAID THE FUNDAMENTALIST SKELETON, "INCREASE THE HUMAN RACE"
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SAID THE NANCY SKELETON, "JUST SAY NO!"
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SAID THE RASTA SKELETON, "BLOW NANCY BLOW!"
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SAID THE DEMOGOG SKELETON, "DON'T SMOKE POT"
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SAID THE ALCOHOLIC SKELETON, "LET YOUR LIVER ROT"
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SAID THE JUNKY SKELETON, "CAN'T WE GET A FIX?"
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SAID THE BIG BROTHER SKELETON, "JAIL THE JUDGE FOR KICKS!"
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SAID THE MIRROR SKELETON, "HEY GOOD LOOKING"
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SAID THE ELECTRIC CHAIR SKELETON, "HEY, WHAT'S COOKING?"
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SAID THE TALKSHOW SKELETON, "MOCK YOU IN THE FACE"
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SAID THE FAMILY-VALUE SKELETON, "MY FAMILY-VALUE MAKES"
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SAID THE NEW YORK TIMES SKELETON, "THAT'S NOT FIT TO PRINT"
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SAID THE CIA SKELETON, "CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?"
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SAID THE NETWORK SKELETON, "BELIEVE MY EYES"
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SAID THE ADVERTISING SKELETON, "DON'T GET WISE"
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SAID THE MEDIA SKELETON, "BELIEVE YOU ME"
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SAID THE COUCH POTATO SKELETON, "WHAT ME WORRY?"
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SAID THE TV SKELETON, "EAT SOUND BYTES"
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SAID THE NEWSCAST SKELETON, "THAT'S ALL, GOODNIGHT"
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THE BALLAD OF THE SKELETONS (Edited version)
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Paul Mccartney |