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featuring Rudy Ray Moore
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[Big Daddy Kane]
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Mmm.. ohh yeah
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Mmm, mmm, mmm, ohh yeah
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Allow me to introduce myself
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as the Big Daddy Kane
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A smooth lover from around the way
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that's bound to drive any bitch insane
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[Dolemite (Rudy Raw Moore)]
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Well Dolemite is my name
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And rappin and tappin is my game
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[Kane]
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Oh yeah? Well me tell you somethin Mr. Dolemite
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The shit you talkin years ago, I could see
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But it's the 90's now and rap is all about me
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[Dolemite]
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Listen.. when it comes down to rappin
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I was THROUGH with it before you learned what to do with it
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I'm the KING so I'm stakin my claim
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in the rappin game
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Y'know? For all players, I am the speaker
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I'm also known as the hot pussy seeker
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When it comes down to ridin up and down in some pussy
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I make it weaker
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Also it gets a little deeper
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I was walkin down Broadway the other day
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An old old lady came my way
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She said, "I'll be glad when you 'come 18
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I'm gonna give you a funkin like you ain't never seen!"
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I said, "LADY! Why wait for so much time to pass?
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I've been WANTIN to tear up yo' old gray ass"
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So I pulled out my dick
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It was so shiny it looked like it was painted
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The hoe took one look and damn near fainted
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I stuck it in the bitch and the bitch began to shout
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that, "Oh Mr. Dolemite, take that motherfucker OUT!"
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[Kane]
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Well you ain't sayin nothin slick to a can of oil
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I walked barefoot from New York to Dallas
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Won for Pimp of the Year at the Caesar's Palace
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Made a big snowstorm on the 4th of July
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And drunk the waters in the Atlantic Ocean til that shit was dry
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I was makin money before Washington was put on a bill
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And I kicked Jack's ass and took his hoe Jill
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I'm the one who broke the bull's back
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and made people say FUCK McDonald's and call ME the Big Mac
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[Dolemite]
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Why you long lanky motherfucker
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You ain't nothin but a sucker!
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I was born in a barrel of butcher knives
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Shot in the ass with two Colt .45's
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I've been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel
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I chew up railroad iron, and shit out steel!
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I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
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Handcuff lightning and throw THUNDER's ass in jail
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[Kane]
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Why you ignorant decrepit motherfucker
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Let me tell you somethin
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I'm the one that put the M in mackin
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Because when you did it you was only actin
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I made pimpin a full time job
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so bitches wouldn't have to go out and rob
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I made the streets of New York hot as a SAUNA
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And hung a Home Sweet Hoe sign on every corner
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Yes I'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks
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Give a headache to Excedrin and knock the SHIT out of Ex-Lax
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[Dolemite]
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Why you insecure no business barn junkyard
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rat soup eatin motherfucker!!
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It was in the early 1960's when I originated my pimpin game
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I was callin whores jives ass bitches
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and pimps - sucker ass lame
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KANE, before you can take my reign
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You gotta cook me a chicken and a half a day
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Walk from New York to Los Angeles and throw the bones away
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You gotta be BORN BLIND and cannot see
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Yo' bitches have the POCKS in the ass so bad they can't even pee
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Ride a bald eagle a million feet in the AIR
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And get out and do the runnin man while you up there
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Have the Mumps and the Asiastic Flu
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And the Crabs around yo' ass start singin the Yankee Doodle Doo!
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[Kane]
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Aww fuckit I give up
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Big Daddy Vs. Dolemite
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Big Daddy Kane |