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(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
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(D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
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(Du-dumb) (Dumb)
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(D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb)
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[ VERSE 1 ]
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Well, listen up, homeboys, I got somethin to say
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About a homeboy from back in the day
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His name was Richard, some called him Rick
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But if you knew him like me, you'd call him Dick
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When we were growin up, we stuck with each other
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Like white on rice, he was kinda like a brother
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We had a lotta fun when we were kids
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We always overlooked the dumb things he did
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But the fun was over when we got to high school
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Cause it was time for gettin girlies, so we had to be cool
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We had a lotta girlies, and our friends were impressed
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One thing went wrong, Rick got obsessed
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We wouldn't go to class, always think about ass
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Not if he was gonna pass, if he would just last
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Girls was all he was thinkin about
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If the school was all boys, he'da been dropped out
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When he did drop out, he felt no shame
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And if you ask me, he had the right name
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Cause he hated to go, but he loved to come
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That's why I call him Dick, cause Dick is Dumb
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Dick
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(D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb)
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(Dumb Dick)
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(D-d-d-du-dumb)
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[ VERSE 2 ]
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He wouldn't go to school, but he had to survive
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So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
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Although he was lazy, he had to work
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Cause he had a lot of girls, he needed money, the jerk
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As fast as he made it, his money was spent
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When it came to girls, he didn't care where he went
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He'd hound em like a dog, so we used to say "fetch!"
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And it was no tellin what he would catch
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He was in the doctor's office almost every week
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He became so popular, everybody'd speak
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When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick)
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And when he passed by, they'd say (Dumb Dick)
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Really hard-headed, cause he said he had juice
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But it was cause of his hard head, that he was so loose
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He was in love with another girl every day
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And when we asked him why, he'd only say
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(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
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I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
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I can understand that, but this is kind of insane
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Sometimes I wonder if his brain
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Was his...
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(D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb)
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(Dumb Dick)(2x)
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[ VERSE 3 ]
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He lost his girl when he lost his job
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So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob
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He hustled on the streets, cause he had no choice
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And every day you'd hear his voice
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Sayin "Jumbos! I got it good"
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But he never made the money that a hustler could
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Cause when he was standin out on the corner
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If a girl walked by, he was right up on her
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He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
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To him his business was his pleasure
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A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
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He changed his name to Daddy Mack
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The people on the streets he was workin for
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Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor
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And all his girls left, because they never cared
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The were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
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Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
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And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick
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Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum
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Chasin bag ladies, he's the same old Dumb
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Dick
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Dumb Dick
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Kool Moe Dee |