|
Part One:
|
Yo man let me make some Cpt. Krunch
|
man alright
|
Yo man we have any milk?
|
Yeah what time is it?
|
I don't know what day is it?
|
Don't know well I'll tell you.
|
Well it was a Wednesday
|
me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
|
like two eggs and a slop beef slice of lettuce
|
and a glass of milk and some cookies.
|
Spotted in the mist was a BK logo
|
what we said well what do you know
|
this chick thought I was trying to play fly
|
cause I had a pair of blue jeans on.
|
Young girl, won't you take my order?
|
she said, "Yeah, but right now I'm kinda busy...
|
can't you see I'm trying to put this band aid on my finger?"
|
Lingering, I could tell
|
she's a B-K mademoiselle
|
Ripped uniform and bottom bell
|
and some Jelly stuff on her sleeve
|
Look to this cause I had no name tag on my collar
|
could be pissed cause she's clocking 2.45 an hour
|
And then Boss Hog hollar
|
"Girl you better make this quick!"
|
She said, "I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"
|
I had an idea and lickity split
|
took my hat off and that was it
|
Dread locks fallen all over me and then I said
|
"Yeah now we'll see!"
|
And o' with quick velocity honey was mesmerized
|
"Ain't you that guy?"
|
"Aint you that GIRL!"
|
"De La Soul, right?"
|
"No Tracy Chapman!"
|
"Why don't you come over to the counter; and write me out an
|
autograph?"
|
Ha ha ha, I had to laugh
|
She was quick with the Bic just to get that autograph
|
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
|
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
|
"Living in a fast car," I said
|
Forget about the order I made
|
I'll go get a slice of pizza instead.
|
Chorus: repeat 2X
|
Bitties in the BK lounge, All they do is beg and they scrounge
|
Bitties in the BK lounge (2x)
|
Part Two:
|
F - female
|
P2 - Posdonus
|
F - Excuse me, would you take my order I have to go
|
Shashawna's got a real job, dag don't you know!
|
P2 - Oh yeah, Now I recognize
|
The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes
|
Yo, can I interest you in some burgers and fries?
|
F - Yes you can, but you can keep your lies
|
cause you know you can't diss me
|
but your pissing me off
|
I know where you live and I know that your soft
|
You're as booty as they come [booty?]
|
and you dress like a geek
|
my shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
|
P2 - Look, you don't have to play fly in here
|
I can tell your fly by the weave that you wear!
|
But you must be aware that a fly can be swatted by a BK tray
|
By the way yo, here's yours
|
F - I know your just sweating me to kill the noise
|
of your polyester pants and thier o' so high waters
|
Look at what you do all day but take orders
|
You bow tie wearing, clocking and staring
|
I know your just upset because you cant get the rat/wrap
|
I think you Chubby for my man is living slack
|
P2 - Yeah, I know your man, the biggest punk in school
|
selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools!
|
With one hand that punk I could snap- the kid is so skinny...
|
F - But we be livin fat
|
P2 - Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
|
Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
|
Better yet pour it down the pants and let the acid kill
|
the smell that should have been left to Masingel!
|
Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
|
I got to much family to heed your threats
|
F - Are you a family man? [Word booty!]
|
Well I shouldn't be surprized
|
your sister's flipping burgers and your momma's frying fries
|
P2 - Don't even try that shit!
|
F - Oh damn look! [What?]
|
F - Here comes one more
|
It's your father he just finished mooping the floor
|
Now give them a hand, its the BK clan
|
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
|
P2 - well, arn't we living foul
|
Speaking of foul how bout some chicken for the cow?
|
Ops I meant you sorry for the mix up
|
but your stomachs always big from the sexual slip ups!
|
F - I could buy you and sell you for pennies, young man!
|
{You'd better!}
|
I think theres something you should understand
|
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
|
And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy!
|
Now B-K workers is too damn rude
|
I think I'll go get me some Chinese food
|
|
|
|
-----------------
|
Bitties In The BK Lounge
|
D |