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Riggidy raow Ziggidy Gadzuks Here I go so
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Fliggedy flame on g geronimo yo
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I biggedy burn riggedy rubber when I blabber great
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I miggedy make the Wonder Twins deactivate
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It's crazy I'm biggedy breakin' backs and bustin' lips
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I friggedy freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
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Shrimps I miggedy make enough noise like Bamm Bamm
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Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped I slam man
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So check it
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I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
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I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks
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I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
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Banana split
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{HACK-THO} Spit, so sit
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I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh
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I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this
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Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
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Swooshed for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one
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I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage
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I shake 'em up and down like the Down Jones Average
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I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best
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So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes Das EFX
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A-higgedy-hoy there matey, I giggedy-gots to flow
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My Saturday nights are live-er than Joe Piscopo
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So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
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See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
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I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
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Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
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I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
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Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
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Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and choke 'em up until he squeals
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I Hawiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
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I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
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I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm
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from
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Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
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Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop 'nuff styles
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Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
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Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
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I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
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I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
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I friggedy-freaked the funka
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The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
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Give me the mike and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
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Microphone checka, one two checka
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I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
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I can even act: Stella, Stella
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Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, maybe
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No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
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So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
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I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
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So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
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I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
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So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
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Bustin heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
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Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
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I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
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So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
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I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
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I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
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So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief
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He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
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I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
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So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
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I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
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I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
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