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[Featuring Biz Markie]
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(Humpty Hump)
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Good googily goo
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Look what the cat dragged in
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The mack's back in, we snap-crack in
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We got the jokes for you
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Uh, look who the Hump bumped into
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The old one-two, rhyme sayer, the paper maker
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Biz lay the vapours
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(Biz Markie)
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I'm the vapour sprayer for the himilayas
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The M-iza A-ya R-iza K-aya
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I'm the mayor
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Leavin' emcees in a ditch
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(Humpty Hump)
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So get ready, we 'bout to start a fight in this bitch
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(Biz Markie)
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Humpty dumpty had a fight with his moms
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He broke both her legs and both of her arms
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Tidy Bowl Man tried to throw a fit
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I told his punk ass he was full of Shhhh...
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(Humpty Hump)
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Shut your mouth biz
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See you're allways trying to take it further
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I heard you bit a burger, with a funky worm in it
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well you had to play stupid 'cause you didn't clear the sample
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and lordy lord, got you pushing hot dogs
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(Biz Markie)
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Tupac was the only one that was living large
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And Humpty your nose is a two-car garage
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I know you got sooooul
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I heard you don't eat pussy you be eatin' booty hole
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(Humpty Hump)
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No my nose be in the booty, my tounge be in her vertical smile
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I heard your sister had sex with Colin Powell
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(Biz Markie)
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Your moms don't brush her teeth
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I heard her breath was strong
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(Humpty Hump)
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Yo you wrong
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(Both)
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
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The odd couple
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(Biz Markie)
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The city so nice, they had to name it twice
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New York, New York, the land of lights
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We got the fashion, the widget, the project ditches
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The Apollo, the Broadway, The Garden, the Pictures
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(Humpty Hump)
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So? We got the palm trees, Gs being Hollywood swingin' large
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Cars around the block with the stars on the sidewalk
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Every stop lights a show case, not lexuses
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Brothers in Hummers following other friends in Benzesus
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(Biz Markie)
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Ya, that's cool, Y'all doin' your thing
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But look what they did to that man Rodney King
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They beat him, and stomped him, like a bunch of grapes
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when I seen him he looked like the Planet of the Apes
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(Humpty Hump)
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Ya you right, police don't act tight but in the riots yo
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California niggas wasn't scared to go
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at poh poh
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(Biz Markie)
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So yo, I'll take you down like Mavis
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Every Burrough is Thurough, don't forget Larry Davis
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(Both, trading lines, Humpty is first)
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We got Dre and Quincy Jones, homes
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Primo and Puff, Hump
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Easy E and Tupac nigga
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Scott La Rock and Biggie nigga
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Compton
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Bronx
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Oakland
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Brooklyn Bridge
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Golden Gate, plus Huey Newton
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Malcom X
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You got rats
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Earth quakes
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Well at least you'll never catch me wearing wigs in my videos
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Oh, you don't have to go there, with your big, plastic nose
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What about your big ass head?
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What about your buck ass teeth?
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Your moms so black, I looked at her and thought that i was asleep
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Your nasty ass moms gave me ear infection over the phone
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Come on man, why we can't get along?
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Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends
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The odd couple
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(twice)
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The Odd Couple
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