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If my life was a movie I'd want to be Jackie Chan
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Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man
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My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls' hearts
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I'd be the toast of Hong Kong, my songs would top the charts
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But I am what I am and that's all I am
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That's all I can stand cause I can't stands no more
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If my life was a silent film I'd want to be Buster Keaton
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I'd embrace the blues and in the process I'd defeat them
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I'd have no fight with gravity, I'd do just as I please
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I'd tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease
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If my life was a cartoon I'd want to be the Popeye the Sailor
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I'd have a damsel in distress and I would never fail her
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I'd mutter something clever then I'd knock Bluto cold
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I'd be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold
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And all my problems would be solved because I eat my greens
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My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes
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I'd have drama without tragedy, anger without pain
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Love without loneliness, hey, I would not complain
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Three Cool Guys
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