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Every eleven minutes, across the USA
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a man is a victim of Cock Blocking
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This action usually results in broken friendships
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The following, is an example..
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[Kool] Aiyyo Jinx
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[Jinx] Hey whassup G?
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[Kool] This girl'll be here in a minute
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[Jinx] Uh-huh
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[Kool] The bitch got a nice ass, and I'm tryin to get in it
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[Jinx] Cool, that's alright, but why you tellin me this shit?
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[Kool] To make sure you don't mind
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[Jinx] Uh-huh
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[Kool] chillin out while I hit it
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[Jinx] Naww nigga, I'll just turn on the TV set
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[Jinx] Get paid, hit the skins, get some pussy, get your dick wet
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[Kool] Alright bet, because my dick is hard as hell
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*ding dong ding dong*
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[Kool] The bitch is ringin on my bell
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Opened the door, "Whassup baby? Yo come on in
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Here, take a seat, I'll introduce you to my friend"
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Now everything is going according to plan
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"Yo Jinx this is Debbie, Debbie this is Jinx my man" (Whassup baby?)
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I went to the closet, hung up her coat, put up her hat
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"Yo Jinx,""Whassup?"
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"Later nigga, I'm goin to the back""See ya!"
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I took her to the back, closed the doors and I paused..
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.. I'm gonna get some drawers
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So we laid on the bed and I just smiled
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Because I'm dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle
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So I'm thinkin bout some hits that I can slip her
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*zipper sound* Fuck it, I'll just pull down her zipper
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Feelin her ass, and damn the shit is soft
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"Aiyyo baby, why don't you take your shirt and pants off?"
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I got the whore ready to let a nigga score
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*knocking* Yo who the FUCK is at my door?
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*knocking* Now she's annoyed, and boy I got some luck
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I cracked the door, "Yo Jinx, what the FUCK is up?"
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"Aiyyo G man, I just, y'know, I wanna get some water and shit
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You know I'm kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey? Heh heh"
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"What water nigga? Go 'head, go and get it""Aight"
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"Now leave me the fuck alone so I can hit it""Aight thanks man"
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So then I slammed the door shut *door slams*
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I turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt
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Nah chill, yo he ain't comin back no more
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I pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor *whoosh*
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I'm tryin to convince her but the shit didn't work
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So now I'm here playin tug-of-war with her shirt *rips* (oops)
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Yeah don't worry, that same shit won't happen twice
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*knocking* "Aiyyo G man, where's the ice??"
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Shit, didn't even get my jock in
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*knocking* Cause niggaz like Jinx is Cock Blocking
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"Now you know this just don't make NO kind of sense"
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"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
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"And for the life of me, I didn't know why.."
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"Blockin my cock, like a god damn ??"
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[Kool G. Rap]
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Thinkin of a bitch I could be hittin, for no salary
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So I called Valerie, found out the bitch was babysittin
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The baby's parents went to Europe; and I could see her now
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suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup
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She said, "Come over I'm alone"
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And I was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone
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"Hey whassup baby? You know I miss you""Whassup?"
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Yeah that's some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue
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Went in the house and had a seat
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The little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet
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Smashin up my ankles with Tonka jeeps
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I wish this little motherfucker'd take his ass to sleep
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Now my leg got crazy scratches
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I said, "Here, you wanna play?" I gave his ass a book of matches (Hey!)
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I couldn't even get a rap
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Without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch's lap
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I started rubbin on her curves
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But I'm mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves
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I pulled the bitch up by her hair"What's the matter baby?"
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"Aiyyo, whydon'tcha get rid of little man?""Alright baby"
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She took me to a room that was dark"Hey, come in here"
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I was undressin on the way to get a head start
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And then I let the door shut
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Lifted up her skirt and started feelin on the whore's butt
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Suckin on her titties like candy
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Five minutes later had her comin in her panties
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Now she's ready for the dick
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"Yo you ready bitch?" (mmm-hmm) "Well first, take a lick!"
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Down on her knees is where she dropped
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Suckin on and s |