Debbie: I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.
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Iggy: Is that what they're saying? Well, did you evah!
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Both: What a swell party this is!
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Iggy: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?
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Debbie: Sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry.
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Iggy: Aw...
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Both: What a swell party this is!
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Iggy: What frails!
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Debbie: What cocks!
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Iggy: What broads!
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Debbie: What jocks...
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Iggy: What furs! They're beautiful!
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Debbie: Why, I've never seen such...
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Both: yuppity!
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Debbie: Neither did I.
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Iggy: It's all just too...
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Both: swellegant!
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Debbie: This French champagne...
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Iggy: (Domestic!)
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Debbie: so good for the brain.
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Iggy: That's what I was gonna say!
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Debbie: Well, you know you're a brilliant fellow.
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Iggy: Thank you, I am!
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Debbie: Hehe, drink up Jim.
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Iggy: So... have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
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Debbie: Well no, not recently.
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Iggy: Well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all...
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Debbie: Oh, really?
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Iggy: Yeah and I got invited to Pia's house... Pia Zadora's house...
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Debbie: Really? Oh.
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Iggy: Yeah.
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Debbie: Was it nice?
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Iggy: Well, I didn't... I didn't go!
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Debbie: Oh! Hehe.
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Iggy: It woulda been swell though!
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Debbie: Shoulda gone!
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Iggy: It woulda been elegant!
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Debbie: Elegant.
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Oh wait, look... look who's coming in now... can you believe it?
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Iggy: ...I hear they dismantled Pickfair.
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Debbie: They did.
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Iggy: It wasn't elegant enough. Hehe!
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Debbie: Yeah. Probably full of termites.
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Iggy: Yeah.
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Both: It's great!
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It's grand!
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Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!
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La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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We sing so rare, like old Camembert.
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Iggy: Have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the Astar bar.
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Debbie: Sauced again! Well, did you evah...
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Both: What a swell party this is!
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Have you heard?
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It's in the stars.
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Next July we collide with Mars.
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Well did you evah!
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What a swell party.
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What a swell party.
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What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party...
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Debbie: Smarty?
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Iggy: Party... yeah!
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Debbie: A smarty party?
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Iggy: I am! A smarty! I'm pretty smart!
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Debbie: You are a smarty for coming to this party.
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Iggy: Yeah, that's right!
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Debbie: Well piss off.
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Iggy: Hehehe, that's good! I like that.
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Well Did You Evah!
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Deborah Harry |