I know nothing
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Don't know much
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I think my education's
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Gone out to lunch
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I can't remember
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I can't think
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what is the difference
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Between iron and zinc
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I can listen
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I can speak
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But my conversational skills
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Are gobblesegeek
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I know Harold
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In 1066
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Got shot in the eye
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With a long pointy stick
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Revolutions and World War II
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Is it true what they say
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That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
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And Churchill's a Nero
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I threw that away
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I get up when I like
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Wear anything I like
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Don't keep up with the cool
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I make up my own rules
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Don't have to eat my greens
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Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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Now
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I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
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Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood
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I know all
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I need to know
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Why talk Swahili
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If it's where i won't go
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Latin is clever
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And sexy is French
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Sprechen Sie Deutsches
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Would hardly make sense
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Inquisitions and missionaries
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Seem fairly bizarre
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Do I follow commandments from Moses
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Or petals off roses
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I am a Ca-zar
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I get up when I like
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Wear anything I like
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Don't keep up with the cool
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I make up my own rules
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Don't have to eat my greens
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Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
|
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Now
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I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out
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Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood
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Revolutions and World War II
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Is it true what they say
|
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
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And Churchill's a Nero
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I threw that away
|
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I get up when I like
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Wear anything I like
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Don't keep up with the cool
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I make up my own rules
|
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Don't have to eat my greens
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Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
|
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
|
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I get up when I like
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Wear anything I like
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Don't keep up with the cool
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I make up my own rules
|
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Don't have to eat my greens
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Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
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'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la
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La-la, la-la-la-lounge
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Lounger
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