[Intro]
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I don't know dude...
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I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
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And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
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And they need to take it up with me after the show...
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Because...
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[Chorus]
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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[Verse 1 - Eminem]
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So I get off stage right and drop the mic
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Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
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"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
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I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
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They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
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"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
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"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
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"Please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
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And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
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Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
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All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
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Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
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So like every single night they pick a fight with me
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But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
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Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
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Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
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Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
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Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
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This rock star shit, it's the life for me
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And all the other guys just despise me because
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[Chorus]
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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My band [repeated 9xs]
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[Verse 2 - Swift]
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You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
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Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
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Smash these vocals and do a performance
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But we in the van and he in a tour bus
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You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
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And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
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What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
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Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
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See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
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All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
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So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
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Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
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[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]
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Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
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Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
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Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
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([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
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You gonna be late for soundcheck
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Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
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But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
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You know what man I'ma say somethin
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Hey yo Em
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([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
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Man no
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I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
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Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
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And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
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When I was bout to talk right after you
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I swear, I swear man
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[Chorus]
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
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Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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[Verse 4 - Proof]
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They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
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Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
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I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
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I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
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Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
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Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
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We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
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So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
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And these guys they can find every area code
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([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
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Bitch carry your own
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Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
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(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
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[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
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***dammit I'm sick of this group
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Time for me to go solo and make some loot
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I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
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Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
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Lose Yourself video I was in the back
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Superman video I was in the back
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Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
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Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
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Like who's D12, how we get started
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(What about Eminem?)
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Bitch are you retarded?
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Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
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Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
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50 told me to do situps to get buff
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I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
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Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
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I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
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[Eminem]
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Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
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and it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...
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[Chorus - Bizarre]
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These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
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But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
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Cuz once I blow I know that i'll be the man...
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All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
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My Band [Repeated 9x]
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[Outro]
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The hottest boy band in the world...
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D12!
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[Eminem as a salsa singer]
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I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
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And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
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Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance
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My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
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Makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
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And take off their underpants
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls wan to dance
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And take off their underpants, my salsa
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(Where'd everybody go?)
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My Band (Album Version (Explicit))
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| D-12 |
