It would appear that male pattern
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baldness has set in
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his hair, at an alarming pace
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running away from his face
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he's losing his virility
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and now his masculinity
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has been compromised
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and his libido down-sized
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
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it's not for me you understand
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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bald he is destined to be
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bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
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From what I have been reading
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his scalp needs kneading
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to stimulate each follicle
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and reverse this diabolical
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condition that's afflicted he
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for years and has cruelly
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repulsed each potential mate
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and left him with a balding pate
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
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it's not for me you understand
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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bald he is destined to be
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bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
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Sock it to me baby, yeah!
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
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it's not for me you understand
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Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
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not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
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it's not for me you understand
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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bald he is destined to be
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bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
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Thank God!
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Bald, slap headed and hairless
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bald he is destined to be
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bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
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How?
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Bald
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| The Darkness |
