Up rolled the riot van
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And sparked excitement in the boys
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But the policemen look annoyed
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Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
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They got a chase last night from men with truncheon¡¯s dressed in hats
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They didn¡¯t do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh
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¡°Please just stop talking
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Because they won¡¯t find us if you do
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Oh those silly boys in blue
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Well they won¡¯t catch me and you¡±
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¡°Have you been drinking son, you don¡¯t look old enough to me¡±
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¡°I¡¯m sorry officer is there a certain age you¡¯re supposed to be?¡¦ nobody told me¡±
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Up rolled the riot van
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And these lads just wind the coppers up
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Ask why they don¡¯t catch proper crooks
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Get their address and their name¡¯s took
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But they couldn¡¯t care less
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He got thrown in the riot van
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And all the coppers kicked him in
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And there was no way he could win
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Just had to take it on the chin
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