I almost got drunk at school
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at fourteen
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Where I almost made out
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with the Homecoming Queen
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Who almost went on
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to be Miss Texas
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But lost to a slut
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with much bigger breastes
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I almost dropped out to
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move to LA
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Where I was almost famous
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for almost a day
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And I almost had you
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But I guess that doesn't cut it
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Almost loved you
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I almost wished you would've
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loved me too
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I almost held up a grocery store
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Where I almost did five years
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and then seven more
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Cause I almost got bopped
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for a fight with a thug
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Cause he almost made off
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with a bunch of the drugs
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That I almost got hooked
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on cause you ran away
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And I wish I would've had
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the nerve to ask you to stay
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And I almost had you
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But I guess that doesn't cut it
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Almost had you
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And I didn't even know it
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You kept me guessin'
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and now I'm destined
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To spend my time missing you
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I almost wish you would've
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loved me too
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Here I go thinking 'bout
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all the things I could've done
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I'm gonna need a forklift
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cause all the baggage weighs a ton
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I know we've had our problems
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I can't remember one
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I almost forgot to say
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something else
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And if I can't fit it in
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I'll keep it all to myself
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I almost wrote a song
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about you today
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But I tore it all up
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and then I threw it away
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And I almost had you
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But I guess that doesn't cut it
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Almost had you
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And I didn't even know it
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You kept me guessin'
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and now I'm destined
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To spend my time missing you
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And I almost had you
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Almost had you
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I almost wish you would've
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loved me too
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wish you would've loved me too
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All Most
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| Bowling For Soup |
