JANE
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If you want this choice postition,
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Have a cheery disposition.
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Rosie cheeks, No warts,
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MICHAEL
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That's the part I put in.
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JANE
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Play games, all sorts
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You must be kind, you must be witty.
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Very sweet and fairly pretty
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MR BANKS
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Of all the ridiculous ideas
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MRS BANKS
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Oh George, please.
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JANE
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Take us on outings, give us treats
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MICHAEL
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Sing songs, bring sweets.
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Never be cross or cruel,
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Never feed us castor oil, or gruel.
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JANE
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Love us as a son and daughter,
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MICHAEL
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And never smell of barley water.
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I put that part in too.
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JANE
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If you won't scold and dominate us,
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We will never give you cause to hate us.
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We wont hide your spectacles so you can't see.
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MICHAEL
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Put toads in your bed and pepper in your tea.
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JANE
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Hurry nanny, many thanks
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BOTH
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Sincerely,
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JANE
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Jane...
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MICHAEL
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and Michael
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BOTH
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Banks
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The Perfect Nanny
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| Mary Poppins - The Musical |
