Well I woke up this morning
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On the wrong side of the bed
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And how I got to thinkin'
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About all those things you said
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About ordinary people
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And how they make you sick
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And if callin' names kicks back on you
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Then I hope this does the trick
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Cause I'm a sick of your complainin'
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About how many bills
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And I'm sick of all your bitchin'
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Bout your poodles and your pills
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And I just can't see no humour
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About your way of life
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And I think I can do more for you
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With this here fork and knife
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Chorus:
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Eat the Rich: there's only one thing they're good for
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Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more
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Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest
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Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest
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So I called up my head shrinker
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And I told him what I'd done
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Said you'd best go on a diet
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Yeah I hope you have some fun
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And a don't go burst a bubble
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On the rich folks who get rude
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?ause you won't get in no trouble
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When you eats that kinda food
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Now their smokin' up the junk bonds
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And then they go get stiff
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And they're dancin' in the yacht club
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With Muff and Uncle Biff
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But there's one good thing that happens
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When you toss your pearls to swine
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Their attitudes may taste like shit
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But go real good with wine
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Chorus
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Wake up kid, it's half past your youth
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Ain't nothin' really changes but the date
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You a grand slammer, but you no Babe Ruth
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You gotta learn how to relate
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Or you'll be swingin' from the pearly gate
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Now you got all the answers, low and behold
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You got the right key baby but the wrong key ho, yo
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Believe in all the good things
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That money just can't buy
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Then you won't get no belly ache
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From eatin' humble pie
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I believe in rags to riches
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Your inheritence won't last
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So take your Grey Poupon my friend
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And shove it up your ass!
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Chorus
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Eat the Rich: there's only one thing they're good for
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Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more
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Eat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy
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Eat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby
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Eat The Rich
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Aerosmith |