I'm in jail in a Texas town
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In my sister's wedding gown
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I drive a truck all night long
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Listening to Judy Garland songs
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Now I'm locked behind bars of steel
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I was just looking for a happy meal
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I park my rig and I went inside
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They've never seen such a pretty bride
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Jesse Jane, are you insane?
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Or are you just a normal guy
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Who dresses like a butterfly
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Jesse Jane
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I paid my bill and I turned around
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Facing every red neck in that one horse town
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His face was red. His fist was clenched
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He threw his coke and he got me drenched
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Jesse Jane, are you insane?
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Or are you just an average Joe
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Looking for a fashion show
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Jesse Jane
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Well, I guess that was the final straw
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I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra
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I killed him dead. I killed 'em all
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And they finally caugh me in the bathroom stall
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And now I'm doing ten to life
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But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba
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Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
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A hell of a wife
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Jesse Jane, are you insane?
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Or are you just a average guy
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Who dresses like a butterfly
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Jesse Jane
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Jesse Jane, are you insane?
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Or are you just a Peter Pan
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Looking for his Neverland
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Jesse Jane
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The Saga Of Jesse Jane
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| Alice Cooper |
