you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
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you wear a beret and you sell colonge
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you wear colonge but you still smell bad
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you smell like shit from all the men that you've had
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[chorus:]
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you sell colonge <i>[x4]
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you wear a gay suit, you have a mustache
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you're always looking at your customers ass
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a freelance homo,you tried to sell to sears
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but you got kicked out because you're fucking queer
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[chorus]
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You Sell Cologne
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Anal Cunt |