Your characters supposed to be 40
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But you have to be at least 80
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The make-up department should win an emmy
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For making people think your alive
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[Chorus:]
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Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old
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You're the worst singer I have ever heard
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You're even worse than I am
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You should be climbing out of a grave
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While you sing the fucking theme song
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[Chorus]
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You look like you just got embalmed
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And were shopping for a coffin
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Your partner looks fucking stupid
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Being black and wearing a cowboy hat
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Walker, Texas Corpse
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Anal Cunt |