The radiation in the ground
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Makes a lovely bubbly sound
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The men in suits
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Who don't eat fruit
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Can't comprehend
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The one-legged newt
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That was caused from disaster
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At reactor's core
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A meltdown expected
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To start a war
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Now I bought myself
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A lead ascot
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It looks good but
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I'm startin' to rot
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Hey you,
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With that green glow in your hair
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I swear I see a tear
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In your radiation wear
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Somehow it's there
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Razorblade boomerangs
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And iron hands
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Crossbows and hockey pads
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Are in demand
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Toxic waste
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In synthetic place
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Can add an eyeball
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To your face
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Hey you,
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With that green glow in your hair
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I swear I see a tear
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In your radiation wear
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Somehow it's there
|
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Hey me
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You know your gums
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Are starting to bleed
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I've got some shrink-to-fit
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Mutated genes
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And some bleak posterity
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If they end up like me
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I am Humongous..
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Everybody knows I own the wasteland
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And now may I introduce to you
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Benji The Tap-dancing Mutant boy
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(Go Benji, Go)
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"Hi I'm Benji
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I'm a tap-dancing mutant
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I wasn't always like this
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I was born a normal boy
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But now I live in this world of joy!"
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It's Benji from Peoria
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Don't drink the water
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I implore ya
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But his mom and dad
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They were exposed
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And that's how the neutrons grow
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Hey you
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With that green glow in your hair
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Well I swear I see a tear
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In your radiation wear
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Somehow it's there
|
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Hey me
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You know your gums
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Are starting to bleed
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I've got some shrink-to-fit
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Mutated genes
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And some bleak posterity
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If they end up like me
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Just walk away...
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Just walk away...
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There's been too much violence...
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Just walk away...
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THE RADIATION SONG
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The Aquabats |