I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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'Cause I get to play with other people's money
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I'm having a lousy day
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I burned my toast and spilled my coffee
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On my best shirt. So I had to change and then
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I'm late for work. So I rush into the meeting
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Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is
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And I don't really give a damn
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But I don't have another job
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And so I lie and say
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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'Cause I get to talk to stimulating people
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I open up my mail
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Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank
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Saying that I have only 20 hours to go
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To contribute to my RRSP for this tax year
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So I run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup
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And I'm yelling and I'm screaming
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And I'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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'Cause I get to screw with other people's lives
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I took out 40 bucks
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From the automatic teller. It told me
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That I couldn't 'cause I just had 10
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But that can't be 'cause I just got paid on Friday
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So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup
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And I'm talking to the teller
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She says "Wait I'll get your last month's statement"
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She comes back in 7 hours
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Says I've got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill
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That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that
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And for the box I never opened and I don't have overdraft protection
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And I think I'll die before I pay off all that I owe and I don't even
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Own a car
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I'm pleased to be a banker
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I'm proud to be a banker
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I'm pleased to be a banker
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'Cause I get to play with other people's money
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(HE'S A BANKER)
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Would you please endorse this cheque?
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(HE'S A BANKER)
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Do you have any assets?
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(HE'S A BANKER)
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You should buy you shouldn't rent
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(HE'S A BANKER)
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The cheque will cost you fifty cents
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(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
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(He's a banker and he says
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that it will cost you fifty cents
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He's a banker and he says
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that it will cost you fifty cents)
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(IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS)
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Proud T o Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms |