Who's the guy with all the tests? He's
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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A white lab jacket, a hypodermic
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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He doesn't care if you're alive or dead
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He'll perform an analysis of your head
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Find out if you've bleached your hair
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Try and fool him if you dare, he's
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Oh yeah!
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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He knows all of the spectrographic analyser
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Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level
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He knows how many hairs are on your head
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He knows when the coffee's ready, he's
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Oh yeah!
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Where would television be without him?
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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There's nobody else who's earned our trust except for
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed
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Only gets the girl if she's been killed
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Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
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Poor Sam's only along for the ride, he's
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Oh yeah!
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Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop
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He's Sam!
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Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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