Last night when I went to bed
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With tangled hair upon my head
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In every way I really was a kid
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It happened without warning
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When I woke up in the morning
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I can't tell you just what happened but it did
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I grew six inches in one day
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It's painful when it goes that way
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And now my skinny body's really achin'
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And my skin just exploded
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With an inch of oil it's loaded
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It's so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon
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My voice is changing
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Out of thin air
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And body parts that once were smooth
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Are growing bits of hair
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My voice is changing
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What does it mean?
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I guess I'll be a real man
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Before I turn 13
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I buy two pairs of jeans a week
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I'm such a tall and awkward geek
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I fall down when I try to play a grounder
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At dinner every night I eat
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A giant heaping plate of meat
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Then go out with my friends for quarter pounders
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And weird emotions come alive
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My hormones are in overdrive
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I've turned into a girl-watching creature
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And all my friends their marks are shot
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But they don't care because they're hot
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For Mrs. Smith the mathematics teacher
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My voice is changing
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I hate to hear it crack
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I pray to God I won't inherit
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Dad's hairy back
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My voice is changing
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When will it end?
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And when will mom stop kissing me
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In front of all my friends?
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Pretty soon I bet I'll
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Be right into heavy metal
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But my parents say at least it isn't rap
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I'll start wearing stupid clothes
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And threaten that I'll pierce my nose
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And tell my parents all they like is crap
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The first girl that I ever kiss
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Will be the one and who could miss
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Our love forever written in the stars?
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But I don't think our love will last
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Unless the four years go by fast
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Till I can use the backseat of the car
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My voice is changing
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Out of thin air
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And body parts that once were smooth
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Are growing bits of hair
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My voice is changing
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What does it mean?
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I guess I'll be a real man
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Before I turn 13
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My voice is changing
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I hate to hear it crack
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I pray to God I won't inherit
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Dad's hairy back
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My voice is changing
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When will it end?
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And when will mom stop kissing me
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In front of all my friends?
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Cha-cha-cha!
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My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms |