This week!
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This week only!
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No money down!
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No payments till Spring!
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No payments in Spring!
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No payments in Summer!
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No payments ever!
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When?
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This week!
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This week only!
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We pay the GST!
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We pay the PST!
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We pay for delivery!
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We pay for everything!
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How do we do it?
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How do we offer these fabulous deals?
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VOLUME!
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We've got the most!
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The best!
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The worst!
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We've got it all!
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We've got everything!
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Except one thing!
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What's that?
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We've got... NO STORE!
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No products!
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So come on down!
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This week!
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This week only!
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No parking problems!
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No parking payments!
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No parking lot!
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You don't have to park!
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You don't even have to come!
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So don't come down!
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Stay away!
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This week!
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Every week!
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Every year!
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No money down!
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No payment ever!
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THAT'S NOTHING FOR NOTHING!!
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No Sale/No Store
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The Arrogant Worms |