Me work hard five days a week
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Sweeping garbage from the street
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Come home not want book to read
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Not 'nuff pictures for me see
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Sit right down in favourite chair
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Wearing only underwear
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Favourite night is Saturday night
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'Cause me can watch hockey fights
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Me like hockey! Me like hockey!
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Me no like pro basketball
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'Cause me short and they all tall
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Baseball slow like Forrest Gump
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'Cept when Robbie spits on ump
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Wrestlemania not so great
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Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate
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TV soccer not that hot
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You play bad then you get shot
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Me like hockey! Me like hockey!
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Swedish players must be geeks
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'Cause they still got own real teeth
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Not like Finnish players names
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What's a Teemu anyway?
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Russians worst in history
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Got stupid names like Valerie
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Me like Sergei Federov
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Me like him more if head were off
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Ha ha ha!
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Me like hockey! Me like hockey!
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Me like hockey! We like hockey!
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Please mister linesman let the players fight
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Please mister linesman let the players fight
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Please mister linesman let the players fight
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Please mister linesman let the players fight
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Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight
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Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight
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Let them fight, let them fight!
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Friends come over put game on
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Argue then we lay bets down
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Got bag of chips and case of Bud
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Should last 'til end of first period
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But yankees they win the world cup
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Me think they cheat use glowy puck
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Maybe if we want to win her
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Maybe we should play in winter
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Me like hockey! Me like hockey!
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Me like hockey! Me like hockey!
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Yeah!
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The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms |