I'm out on the range, surveying the land
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Thinking of the job that's to be done
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My life is hard but I don't mind
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Men like me, that's how the west was won
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I stand the pain and the suffering
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For on the trail I am the king
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On doors I knock and on bells I ring
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Always sure that I will get the sale
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'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman
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In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride
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I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
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And on the dotted line I make them sign
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Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
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The door swings wide and I sense my prey
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Ready to fall victim to my pitch
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I tell him all about the plan
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With all of its inherent benefits
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If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks
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Lose both of them and get twice as much
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And if you should die, well then, bless your luck
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You'll just be raking in the cash
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'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman
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In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride
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I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
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And on the dotted line I make them sign
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Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
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The sucker signs, the deed is done
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It's time for me to get back on the road
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A lonely man out on the land
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Where the wind can blow so cold
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I ride into the setting sun
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With the knowledge of a job well done
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But I can't rest until everyone
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Has become properly insured
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'Cause I am Dan the Insurance Salesman
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In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride
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I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
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And on the dotted line I make them sign
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Hi-de-hey (Hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey!
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Yes, I am Dan the Insurance Salesman
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In a beat-up Chevrolet I do ride
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I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally
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For on the dotted line I make them sign
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The Ballad Of Dan
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| The Arrogant Worms |
