The table's set ant the turkey's out
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Christmas is here, let out a shout
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The family's gathered all about
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Everyone is wearing big smiles
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They all try to act nice for a while
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Then George calls his in-laws vile
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Always at one time of the year
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When everyone's problems disappear
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And everyone smiles from ear to ear
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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George has been drinking a lot
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He just can't keep out of the sauce
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He says his wife's been screwing her boss
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Margaret throws her food in his face
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People are hungry, it's really a waste
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Then she screams, "How does that taste?"
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Always at one time of the year
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When everyone's problems disappear
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And everyone smiles from ear to ear
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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George picks up the carving knife
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Weilds it around and starts to slice
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Henry cocks his shotgun twice
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Henry says, "Hey, what's the deal?
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Just sit down and finish your meal
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Or I'll pump you full of steel!"
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Always at one time of the year
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When everyone's problems disappear
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And everyone smiles from ear to ear
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Police arrive just after eight
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Responding to a noise complaint
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Open the door, what a grisly fate
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Fa la la and deck the halls
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Blood was spattered on the walls
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Merry Christmas, one and all!
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Always at one time of the year
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When everyone's problems disappear
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And everyone smiles from ear to ear
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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Always at one time of the year
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When everyone's problems disappear
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And everyone smiles from ear to ear
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Christmas, Christmas is here!
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The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms |