alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak...
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you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
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today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are
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you're in love with every woman from tyler
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you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
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you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best
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'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
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and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird
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but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard
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[Chorus:]
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happy birthday, ralph
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i love you
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even though you are fu?kin' disgusting
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happy birthday, ralph
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i love you
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even though you are fu?kin' disgusting
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[Bridge:]
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you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
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wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
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this year, sixth gear, now get on your way
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(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)
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some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian
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and they ask you for pot
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i think i like it, i know i like it
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i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
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so for your birthday
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i got you some hawaiian punch on tap
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age p.o.t.
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so now you can stop borrowing my stuff
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and trying your new kung fu moves out on me
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[Chorus]
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[Bridge]
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happy birthday, ralph, i love you
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even though you have a beard (are fuckin')
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happy birthday, ralph, i love you
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even though you are perverted and weird
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[Chorus]
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happy birthday, ralph, i love you
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Happy Birthday Ralph
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