What If Lyrics
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if god had long hair, and a goatee,
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and if his eyes were pretty glazed,
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and he looked spaced out would you buy his story,
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would you believe he had an eye infection?
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(Course)
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and yeah, yeah, god looks baked
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and yeah, yeah, god smells good
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and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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what if god smoked cannabis?
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hit the bong like some of us,
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drove a tie-die microbus,
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and he subscribes to rolling stones
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if god made this place in the beginng and did he grow any seeds,
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or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
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so they¡¯d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering
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(course)
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and yeah yeah god rolls great,
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and yeah yeah god smells good,
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and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
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what if god smoked cannabis?
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Do you suppose he had a buzz?
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When he made the platypus,
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he made it earth our home.
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Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
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And do you think he rolls his own,
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up there in heaven on the throne?
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and when the saints go marching home,
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maybe he sits and smokes a bong.
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What If
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