Will somebody call me a cab?
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I swallowed another tab
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I might overdose under the circumstance
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So betta yet call me an ambulance
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Cause I'ma dopefiend baby, I don't know why
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All I wanna do is get high
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Between your legs is where my brain is at
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Cause I'ma nymphomaniac
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I used to smoke marijuana when I was a kid
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Now I'm trippin on acid
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I'm high on every drug known to mankind
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So go ahead and pass it
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[Chorus]
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My designated driver was this girl
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Her name was Carolyn
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But I can't go home cause she just died from an overdose of heroin
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She's a dopefiend baby
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She don't know why
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All she wants to do is get high
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Between her legs is where my brain is at
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Cause I'ma nymphomaniac
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[Chorus]
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This butt naked girl sat next to me
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And offered me some ecstasy
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Then she gave me a big fat kiss with a mouth full of LSD
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[Chorus]
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Wave your hands in the air
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Then wave it like you just don't care
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If you got on clean underwear somebody say oh yeah
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Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
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Check it out all the homeboys gather round cuz
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Repeat after me
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Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam
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Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam
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Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam
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Shit, God damn, get off your ass and jam
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My hands are shakin, my nose is twitchin, my eyeballs are real gigantic
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I'm layin in bed, with a throbbin head, and I'm trippin on widespread panic
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[Chorus - repeat 3X]
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Hell yeah, A man, I'm gonna do some impersonations right
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A, the first one is a mixture between the lead singer of the B-52's
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And Robert Smith from the cure right
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[Chorus]
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I'm gonna do Axl Rose from Guns N Roses cuz
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[Chorus]
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Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson, we gonna sing some country
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Maybe I didn't fuck you
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But little darling don't cry
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The fact is I masturbated
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About an hour before you came by
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You were always on my mind
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You were always on my mind
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On the road again
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Open up your legs and let me stick it in
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My favorite past time is making love to my girlfriend
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I can't wait to shoot my load again
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Shoot my load again
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Stick my dick some where it's never been
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Dope Fiend
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Afroman |