dashing through these hos,
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cadillac's and sixty 'fo's,
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on three wheels we go,
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clocking lots of doe,
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Cellphone ringtone ring,
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my song "Because I Got High",
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smoking weed while I watch,
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the police flying by!
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Oh, jinglebell, East Palmdale Jobe is back and not whack,
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Oooh found your daughter and you finally caught 'er and you mad 'cuz I'm black,
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ahaha I fucked her good, just like I should,
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I think I blew her balloon,
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I didn't use a condom and now we have a problem:
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she havin' my baby in June (say what?!)
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I know this holiday hooker,
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I think her name is Jan,
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and if you 'aint got no money (hell yeah),
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she's got a layaway plan,
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I got a blowjob from her friend,
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I think her name is Gwen,
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my dick plugged up her mouth; she couldn't get no oxygen!
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Oh jinglebell, county jail, Jobe's from the hood,
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skinny women suck my dick real good but their butt cheeks feel like wood (ouch!)
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I be swimmin, in big fat women, when I'm in the sack (ooh!)
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why have a skinny little bicycle bitch when I can ride a Cadillac?!
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I met this beautiful woman,
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she said she was Hawaiian,
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she said she didn't like black guys, however she was lyin'
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she'd seen my go detonas,
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all my coupes and cash,
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she licked my hairy balls, like chocolate coconuts!
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Oh, jinglebell, shotgun shell, sheriff got a gun,
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he pulled the trigger, shot that nigger look at that mo' fucka run!
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hit 'im in the head kicked him in the ass, put a kneecap in his chest,
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went to the court, and told the judge, "This man was resisting arrest!"
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Jobe Bells
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