I would like to call myself gifted
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But for me they use a completely different word
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Bright, intelligent, studious, or learned?
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Oh no! They call me Nerd
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In vain I wish I could make fun of their white hats
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Bullroar! I know, that would be absurd
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So I'm just stuck with getting shoved in lockers
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Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd
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Oh I wish I were a jock
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Cuz then I'd get all the girls
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Oh I wish I were a jock
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Cuz then I'd be the king of the world
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Getting stomped on leaves quite an impression
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I always leave shaken, feeling like a tird
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In my periforal vision a troop of bouncing white hats
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Oh no! Here they come after the Nerd
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Now limping down the hall past all the girls
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I hear them snickering, but to me not a word
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I see them giggling and pointing at me
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Cuz I'm the Nerd
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Jock Rock
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Ace Troubleshooter |