[Adam Sandler]:
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And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.
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[Man]:
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So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.
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[Excite Southerner]:
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...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first first first of all I am
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a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went to...willing to work on a
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holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to get along with other
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people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a overtime...time and a
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half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another one....and I and
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and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to start at the
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bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your intestines...completely
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flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if you call my last
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boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I got no dependence
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with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..
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[Man]:
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You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything open right now.
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Thanks for comin' down.
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[Excited Southerner]:
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Cool.
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[Man]:
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Are you alright?
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The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview
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| Adam Sandler |
