Though I have been a fool for love
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I have finally made my score
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I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast
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But she loves me the most
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Even though she's a highly paid whore
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She'll give head to a sheep
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She can stuff three cocks in her cheek
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But she comes home to me
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She'll do the groom and the best man
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She'll slap your ass in the back of a van
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But she comes home to me
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She could fuck nine guys in a row
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But still have a tenth for me
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And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips
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Unless you pay an extra fifty
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So mister, don't you fall in love
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Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove
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Since her heart belongs to me
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She has a throat that just won't quit
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She can take all of it
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And still have room for your balls
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but she shops in the malls for me
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She'll say twelve then call back and say one
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But I don't care I know it's just work not fun
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When she blows you, Jack
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Don't you think she's not thinking of me
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She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack
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But strictly for the cash
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And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee
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to watch her put a water bottle in her gash
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(Put a water bottle in her gash)
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She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin'
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But don't you dare try to go antique-ing
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Cause she does that with me
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Her pussy's sweet as honey
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But when she moans, it's just for the money
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Unless she's sittin' on me
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She'll cram your asshole with a mouse
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But she won't do it in our house
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Tough luck, Jack
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She knows that don't fly with me
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She might eat your wife's box
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But she won't tell ya where you left your socks
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She rolled up and down your fat prick
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But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick
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She's got a face full of nuts
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And a mouth full of cocks
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She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block,
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She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game
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But they never got to know her actual name
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On your face she will piss
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On your chest she might poop
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But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup
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That's simply reserved..
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Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya
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But she'll never thank you for free
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Cause baby... comes home to me.
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Comin' home!!
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She Comes Home to Me
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Adam Sandler |