Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
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How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet.
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Kermit:
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Hello. Kermit the frog here. And welcome to Sensamea Street.
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I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I am really fucked (bleeped) up. He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
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Big Bird:
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Sure Kermit, today's letter is.........joint.
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Kermit:
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Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter. It is a word.
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Big Bird:
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Sorry kids. Today's letter is....threeee!
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Kermit:
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Uhhhh, Big Bird, three is a number *chuckle*
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Big Bird:
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Exactly, the number three, which is how many joints I've smoked today.
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Kermit....Are you with me?
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Kermit:
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God, I'm stoned!
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Big Bird:
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Me too.
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*laughs*
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Elmo:
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Guys, guys, show go on. Come on.
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Kermit:
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Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say our ABC's Big Bird...
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Big Bird:
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OK...
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Kermit and Big Bird:
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A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
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Big Bird;
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I forgot what we were doing Kramitt.
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Kermit:
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Did you just uhh call me Kramitt??
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Big Bird:
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Yes I did.
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Kermit:
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Heh, Kramitt the frog here. OK, OK, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kids.Today's show was brought to you by the letter ummm,
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Big Bird:
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bong...
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Kermit:
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And the number......
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Big Bird:
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God, you're messed up...
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Kermit:
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Fuck you!!! (bleeped)
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Kermit:
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The number, Fuck you!! (bleeped)
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*laughing*
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Kermet and Big Bird:
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Bye, bye, kids!
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*music*
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Can ya tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame and Street,
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How to get to Sesame and Street, How to get to Sesame and Streeeeet
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Stoned on Sesame Street
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| Adam Sandler |
