[telephone rings]
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I'll be up in a few! Hello?
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Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man.
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Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
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for remembering, thank you.
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My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today?
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Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids
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gave me a tie and some socks, terrific.
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That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I
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Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow.
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[Gasp] Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it?
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It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow.
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Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can
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I eat it?
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Nope.
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Can I fuck it?
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Ahaha, no.
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Can it fuck me?
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No.
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Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave?
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No.
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Can it blow me?
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No....
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Is it something I can blow?
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No...
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Can I fuck it?
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You already asked me that...
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If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck?
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I don't think so...
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Fair enough... If I sit on it for a while, will I cum?
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Noooo....
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Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with?
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Sid! No!
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If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined?
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I think...
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Does it sweat?
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Noo...
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Is it something that can be used like... a pussy?
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That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it...
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My bad... Does it get big if you touch it?
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No...
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Does it get hard if you touch it?
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Nooo...
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If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?
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Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that...
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Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with
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just this item... am I getting a rim job?
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NO!
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Can I fuck it?
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NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster!
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Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the
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same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster
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this weekend?
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Don't mind if i doo doo....
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Hahaha, oh, Alex
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Hahaha, oh, Sid...
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Sid & Alex
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Adam Sandler |