Pass the fuckin ball!
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What an idiot!
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Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?
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Alright...
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Two Please!
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Oh boy...
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Hahahaha
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[phone rings]
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Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... Alright
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Bye-bye...
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Who was that, some chicks?
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Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin over
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What?
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Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
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Yo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...
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Okay, that's cool...
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Wait, so the robot's gay?
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Gay Robot's comin over?
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Yep...
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Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football stats
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No way!
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[doorbell rings]
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It's open!
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Hey guys... what's up?
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Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...
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Gay Robot in the house!
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Word up... what's the score, fuckers?
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Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...
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Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers...
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Really?
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They'll come back and win by three
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Alright!
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I love it!
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Fuck you guys!
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Sorry, buddy...
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Who's the new guy?
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Oh, that's my friend John.
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Hey John... sweet hat!
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Uh... thanks... what's goin on?
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You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick?
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What?
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No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...
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That was funny...
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The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any
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gay guys around here...
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Oh, I see...
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Sorry!
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hehehe...
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Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
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you fat fuck!
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Hey! That was very offensive to me!
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Why? You're not fat...
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I thought you said fag!
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No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat...
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Oh, sorry!
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hahaha
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I guess if you fist fuck me, we'll be even!
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No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...
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I thought you said you were?
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No... You know I never said that...
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I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!
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Hahahaha
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Hey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!
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So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?
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Let's find out! [whirring, beeping noises] Says here, due to injuries
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and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9
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What? No way!
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Deal with it
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The Gay Robot knows his shit, man
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Now will someone blow it on my face?
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Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch some
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football, alright?
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Look, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I run
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on semen... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas...
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Jerk off in my mouth immediatly... Please, my circuits are
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shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Going
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towards it....
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hahahahah
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You're makin this up, Gay Robot!
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My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!
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Hahaahaha...
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So does he eat food like us... human people?
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Yeah, he can eat food...
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Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?
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Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?
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Ooh...
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I'm all set, thanks
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Hehehe...
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What the fuck?! The reception's all fuzzy!
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Are you kidding me?
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Don't panic... I can fix it
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Oh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!
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Okay, here's the problem!
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My man! What is it?
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Your cock's not in my asshole!
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Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot...
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Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off and I'll bail
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Not gonna happen
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Please?
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Goodbye
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Fuck you
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Later Gay Robot
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[fly unzips]
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Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants!
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Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!
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Taste it!!!
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[spraying sounds]
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Oh, oh!!!
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Fuckin asshole!!!
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Come on, Gay Robot!!!
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Aww, man!
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Later fags!
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[Door opens and closes]
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[Distant voices]
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Hey Gay Robot
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Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?
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Gay Robot
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Adam Sandler |