You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb
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It wasn't too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny!
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Didn't look it
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Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles
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Water's pretty nice, huh?
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Boy, oh boy, the Hawaiin sea's like a warm cup of java!
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Temperaturo perfecto as the Africans might say!
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Yeah, yeah... So listen to me for a sec, when the set comes in, just stay flat on the board, pointed towards the beach. I'll tell you when to start paddelin, and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you
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I hear ya! Let Mother Nature do her duty!
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Right on...
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Right now!
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Yeah, right now...
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Yeah!
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Then when I say stand up, hop up quick like I showed ya and ride
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Affirmative, captain!
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But don't go too far right, there's a lot of nasty coral over there
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Well here comes a triple overheader right now! Let me tear into that sucker!
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I dunno, that's comin awfully steep, Pibb
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No steeper than that tsunami I rode back in 1928 on my grandpappy's TV tray! Let's do this!
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You're the boss, Pibb... Start paddelin, now!
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Will do!
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Paddle! Paddle! Paddle!
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Paddle, paddle, fiddle faddle! I love it!
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Okay, okay, you're in it, baby! Stand up! Stand up, Pibb!
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I'm standin! I'm standin! Whoo hoo, I'm up!
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Yeah, man! Way to go Pibb!
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I'm speedin along here!
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[different man] Hey, old man, you better pull out before you hit that reef!
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Well, thanks, amigo, but I didn't come out here for no six second ride!
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Bail out, Pibb!
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Not until I get the tube! Aaaah!!!
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[crashing and cracking noises]
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[different man from before] Oh, nasty brudda!
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Hang on, Pibb, I'll be right there! Oh my God, that was sick!
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You okay, Mr. Pibb!?
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Is there a doctor in the house? Oooooh!!!
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[another wave hits, more cracking and crashing]
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Pibb Goes Surfing
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| Adam Sandler |
