Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
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Artist(Band):Adam Sandler
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned Lyrics
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Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Sensimilla and Street,
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How to get to Sensimilla and Street, How to get to Sensimilla and Streeeeet.
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Kermet:
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Hello.., Kermet the frog here. And welcome Sensimilla Street.
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I'd like to tell you what todays letter is, but I'm really fucked up.
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Kermet:
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He, Hey Big Bird, do you know what today's letter is?
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Big Bird:
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Sure Kermet, today's letter is.........Joint...........
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Kermet:
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Ahh Big Bird, joint is not a letter.... it is a word!
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Big Bird:
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Sorry kids.. todays letter is threeee.........
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Kermet:
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Uhhhh, Big Bird, three isn't a letter, it is a number
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*chuckle*
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Big Bird:
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Exactly, three is the number of joints I've smoked today.
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Big Bird:
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Kermet.... Are you with me...
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Kermet:
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God I'm stoned....
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Big Bird:
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Me too.
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Elmo:
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Guys, guys, show go on. Come on. *humps Big Bird*
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Kermet:
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Thank you Elmo. Umm, how bout we say are ABC's Big Bird...
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Big Bird:
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Ok...
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Kermet and Big Bird:
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A, B, C, D, E, F, R, G, Q, K, C, R, uhh F, C
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Big Bird;
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I forgot what we were doing Kremet.
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Kermet:
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Did you just uhh call me Kremet??
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Big Bird:
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Yes I did.
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Kermet:
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Kremet the frog here.
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Kermet:
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Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today. Goodbye kid's.
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Todays show was brought to you by a the letter ummm,
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Big Bird:
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bong...
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Kermet
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And the number,,,,,,
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Big Bird:
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God your messed up
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Kermet:
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Fuck you!!!
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Kermet:
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The number, Fuck you!!
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*laughing*
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Kermet and Big Bird:
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Bye, bye, kids, bye
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Kermet tell me how to get, how to get to Sensimilla and Street,
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How to get to Sensimilla and Street, How to get to Sensimilla and Streeeeet...
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Kermet and Big Bird Stoned
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| Adam Sandler |
